Success gives you fame and fortune. Failure gives you stories to tell your grandchildren. This an assortment of experiences where I have failed miserably.  

The first video is a snippet from the rushes of a documentary I was trying to make on the man-eating leopards of Junnar. Look closely and you would notice me on the leopard cage. Dealing with my financers made me realise why the cats wanted to bloody eat them.

The next photo proudly showcases a certificate of Level 4 proficiency in Japanese. I had heard that translators charge by the word and the Japs needed them all the time. Then, heard a company dealing in search engines was developing a software that could crush this dream

OK Google! Fuck you.

The kid you see in the third image was one of the you youngest black-belts in karate. Pro-tip - wait to grow up goddamn it. Every single day I was challenged in school for a street fight. By kids so tall, I bet they could see a geisha perform all the way in Kyoto.

Am planning to put my rejected job appications here next. Failureception.